French Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin, performed while cleaning one's undercarriage on a Bidet.

Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.

by PV Kings November 12, 2012

French Wank

When one cries during/after sex or masturbation.

"You cried after you fucked Max? And Simon? It seems that all you can do these days is French wank."

by Millennial Ghost January 26, 2023

French revolution

Three participants engaging in alternating french mullets on a singular target.

Me and my two buddies went out drinking one night when we saw this hipster passed out drunk face down on the street and we decided to declare a french revolution on the back of his head!

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

French sip

When your lover kisses you with a mouthful of wine, preferably champagne, and passes you a sip; thus a French sip.

She drank from her champagne glass, kissed me and gave me a French Sip.

by aspman September 23, 2015

French Dessert

Sex and a cigarette. Possibly followed by wine and cheese.

Yeah, the date went well. We had dinner and then French Dessert

by IgnisAlbum September 18, 2017

French pineapple

When a woman puts a pineapple ring in her vagina and invites her partner to get it out with his or her tongue

"DId you get your boyfriend anything for his birthday?"

"He is coming over later for a French Pineapple

by Kitna2Furrey September 17, 2016

French Picnic

When you go down on someone and get a troublesome pubic hair lodged in the back of your throat.

"Our first date was going swell...until he gave me a french picnic."

by goat_job May 17, 2017