waxing the hummingbird

Though this sounds like a lewd act, it is literally applying wax to a hummingbird, typically in the form of a stone or synthetic tile mozaic.

My brother's coming to visit so I'm working up a sweat waxing the hummingbird.

by WhaleFromHell November 24, 2024

waxing your Jimmy

Pretending that you are "servicing" yourself in the back of the bus and your bus driver calls you out

"Ay! You back there!"
"Yo."
"Stop waxing your Jimmy!!!"
"Whaaa?"
"Or shucking your corn...whatever they call it these days!"

by Flubber Gassing September 12, 2011

waxing the rocket

Masturbation with the intent of cumming ferociously.

My horniness astounds me, I will be waxing the rocket to relieve this pressure.

by Jacknapier75 January 6, 2016

Wax Teasing

1.)The act of having very visible ear wax and not letting your friend, who loves picking out ear wax, anywhere near your ear. This causes said friend to thrash about and wail loudly until the visible ear wax is either picked out or hidden from sight.

2.) A YouTube video depicting a wax filled ear canal but the wax is not removed. Thereby leaving the hopeful viewers incredibly unsatisfied.

Person A: Oh my you have a lot of wax in your ear, please may I remove it for you with my lengthened fingernail?

Person B: No you may not but have a good look, ha ha!!

Person A: Waaaaaaaaahhhhh sooooo unfair, stop wax teasing me!!

by WaxAddict January 1, 2012

carrot waxing

The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.

"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."

by Twinkothy January 27, 2025

Puts the crazy on the chain wax

When something is really nuts and it's hard to explain.

Bruh, stop eating your boogers, it puts the crazy on the chain wax.

by DandyDeluxe December 12, 2016

Waxing Vag

The art of using the lips of a vagina to smear wax all over one's body surface and then proceed to use the vagina as an arm of sorts to put the paper towels on the wax-covered surface and then ripping them off furiously while a chimpanzee between the age of 1-2 years old watches and faps casually.

The asian ordered the daily special "Waxing Vag".

by JimJum June 6, 2014