cock watcher

A guy who always stares at other people at the gym like he wants to fight them and/or molest them.

Dude, I can't even work out right now because I have about 6 cock watchers staring me down.

by Alfanooooooo June 10, 2010

binge watching blues

when you binge watch a show and can't wait to finish it but when you does you feel like complete shit

I finally finished binge watching that show but know I have the binge watching blues.

by mogar22600 April 18, 2015

San Luis Wrist Watch

To ejaculate upon your wrist and proceed to show someone your fancy new "watch". This idea was conceived in an Avila Beach bar, which resides within the county of San Luis Obispo.

Example 1: Can you look at my watch and tell me what time it is?

Example 2: While walking out of the bathroom at the bar, "Oh no, these girls already have watches on!" (True story).

Example 3: Gonna give my girlfriend a San Luis Wrist Watch surprise when I get off work tonight.

by Dirty Rotten Rob December 17, 2011

log watcher

One who has fecalphelia or an obsession watching someone deficate upon a glass coffee table while lying underneath and stroking their meat or rubbing their clitoris. Generally found in German Scheitza videos.

By typing in scat in Kazaa, you can usually find some pretty good log watcher movies.

by J-dog August 21, 2003

Screen Watcher

That little cheap ass bitch that watches other peoples' screens just to win a game when your at a friends house.

"Dude your little brother is such a screen watcher when we play halo!"

by ScreenWatched October 5, 2009

hate-watch

(true spelling of hate watch)

To watch something for the sheer reason of enjoying the negative emotions it elicits. (Not to be confused with hate-listen, which usually happens with regards to listening to Rush Limbaugh... for liberals).

At times, I hate-watch "Judge Judy," just to see how horrible she's going to treat the next litigants in your TV courtroom.

Hate-watching is a waste of time and may be bad for your soul.

by Gangsta' McMurphy March 2, 2015

skin watch

An exhibitionist-style practical joke in which one stretches his penis over and around his wrist. He then approaches a person (usually at a party) and asks the person if they might be able to tell him what time it is because he cannot seem to be able to read his watch (said while attempting to stare down at his stretched out penis). The person then stares at the supposed watch in confusion, not being able to figure out quite what it is for a few seconds and then realizes that it is a stretched out penis. This usually results in a reaction that is a combination of shock, disgust, and amusement.

Did you see Dave pull out the skin watch on Jenny last night? It was hilarious!!

by PNajmaie August 17, 2007