The act of masturbating with one hand while making a 'shanking' motion with the other, knife-filled, hand.
by efildrot September 24, 2013
Get the shank wankmug. A quick wank of the cock performed to move the penis from a flaacid or semi-hard state to full on erection for penetration.
During foreplay with Rachel, Roger only achieved a semi so she gave him a quick fluff wank and got it so hard a cat couldn’t scratch it.
by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018
Get the Fluff Wankmug. The term given to the tight grip chronic wankers (fappers) utilise to get them off after hours and hours of edging to pornography, usually of the bizarre kind such as granny porn, shit fetishes or rectal fisting.
Arnold hand to employ a wank tunnel in the end otherwise he would have been sitting there with his micro-dick pawing away at it for days with no release in sight.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
Get the wank tunnelmug. A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.
It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.
It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023
Get the The King's Wankmug. That cheap, MTV-ish kind of music, that regards huge loads of tits, asses and other women's parts to be featured in a clip, to get any viewers at all. Mostly horny kids during puberty.
- Have you seen that new Miley Cyrus video?
- Yup. I jerked off like 3 times watching it first time.
- I know, right? Wank pop FTW!
- Yup. I jerked off like 3 times watching it first time.
- I know, right? Wank pop FTW!
by Blitz Kvlt May 5, 2014
Get the wank popmug. A distributed collection of wanking by many at the same time. Something that would likely be triggered by a major event such as mass encouraged working from home.
Woah, with everyone working from home at the moment, there must be some serious hive wanking going on.
by snowmoon March 16, 2020
Get the hive wankmug. when a women plays withe her boobs by wiggling them around until the nipples harden sometimes resulting in a orgasm
Tracey: what yo been doing tonight
Miley: im so lonely i did a boob wank and had a orgasm
tracey: ok
Miley: im so lonely i did a boob wank and had a orgasm
tracey: ok
by llama da man July 23, 2014
Get the boob wankmug.