ur mom

The most clever response to any insult ever.

mean person: ur ugly lol
smart person: ur mom

by Dessanotter November 22, 2021

Ur mom

A comeback for pretty much anything tbh

Examples:
Person 1: Hey smell this, it smells like blueberry
Person 2: -sniff sniff- EWW WHAT IS IN THAT THING?!
Person 1: Ur mom
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Another Example:
Carter: Omg, are you dumb?! Humans BREATHE air, not memes!
Julie: Oh, well your mom does. And so do I.
Carter: ...Well...ummm...I-...
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AND ANOTHER EXAMPLE
James: Oh come on, can't you play football with me today?
Liam: Well, the thing is I have a to-do list every day now.

James: Oh...well what's one thing on it?
Liam: Ur mom

James: ...
James: Uhm...oh look, my football is running-errr rolling away! I'll see you tommorow!
Liam:

by RANDOM HOT CHEETO December 12, 2021

ur mom

your mother, birthgiver, ur dads wife/gf/one night stand.

i fucked ur mom gerald

GOD DAMNIT GERALD

by daddyclifford September 22, 2021

Ur mom

Hot

Ur mom was in my bed.

by Tobi >:D October 1, 2021

ur mom

Your Father

dig bick bro
ur mom
oh shit

by mythiksushi October 27, 2021

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

ur mom

the woman in my bed last night

person 1: BOO!
person 2: AHH!
person 1: damn you sound just like ur mom
person 2: what. :|

by screaming-without-the-s October 5, 2022