Henry Tigan

god why does he exist he makes me feel good under the sheets

henry tigan is when you hate yourself but god why like wth is wrong with him jesus....

by when you fuck a goddess MMMMMM January 19, 2024

Slap-Twig Comedy

A comedy that tries to be slap-stick, but falls short, usually a failed sequel of a great original.

I went to see a much anticipated sequel to a great slap-stick comedy, but it wasn't even close to being on par with the original, it was more of a Slap-Twig Comedy.

by Eraudog July 27, 2025

Honed twig

An insult used by 45 year old British men believed to mean as useless as sharpened twig.

I cant believe we teamed with you, you honed twig.

by Twig muncher August 27, 2025

Whittling your twig

masturbating.

You've been whittling your twig!

by tengowood August 18, 2009

snap a twig

To smoke a cigarette.

Hey man, you want to go snap a twig?

by dennykins August 24, 2017

rippin a twig

vaping

I saw tman rippin a twig outside

by Pjw31 April 21, 2018

Friggin’ the twig

To masturbate with a semi

I had to brutally wank that out by friggin’ the twig

by I Smeldit August 31, 2021