Twat Five 

A type of vagina that has a particularly flat and wide base which separates the upper female legs. The term comes from the ability to give an upside down high five to the twat.

n. I want to slap that girls twat five
vb. I am going to give that girl a twat five

Twat Five by Tilt Tubesock November 17, 2010

Twat Roast 

A large amount of females gathered in one place, a lot of times around food.

Guy 1: Dude i just went to see The Breakup with my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.

Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.

Twat Roast by Biggy_Smalls_ January 25, 2011

Twat Factory 

Someone of such twatitude that they may as well be producing twats from an assembly line.

John: Are you coming to Dave's tonight, kid?
Piers: Nah, lad, that's fella's a fuckin' twat factory

Twat Factory by TomRC March 13, 2012

Twat stamp 

A tattoo across a woman's pelvic bone, above the vagina or twat.
Like a tramp stamp, but in the front, above the vagina instead of the butt.

Person A: "You know that girl over there? when she has a bikini on, you can TOTALLY see her twat stamp!"
Person B: "Don't you mean tramp stamp ?"
Person A: "No, she has one in the front, too!"

Twat stamp by TheGaugeQueen April 23, 2014

twat swatter 

A woman who's vagina lips are hanging so much they swat anything that comes it's way.

Look at that twat swatter, my bro said her pussy is so torn up that her pussy lips slapped the hell out his dick!

twat swatter by smarties37 May 12, 2014

Twat Shovel 

A shovel you use to get the sand out of your vagina

Quick, get her a twat shovel, she's complaining about the BJ she gave me last weekend

Twat Shovel by Doctor Skinnfloot January 13, 2015

twat goblin

Child

Aww, what an ugly little twat goblin.

twat goblin by twatgoblin April 5, 2015