When You Get SO Angry at TRUMP, That! You Just Sit there murmuring his name over & over.
Then start whacking and jacking with no lubrication chafing the crotch area.
Biden was trumpsterbaiting so hard his entire crotch area became inflamed and he shat his pants. "Thrumsterbation"
Then start whacking and jacking with no lubrication chafing the crotch area.
Biden was trumpsterbaiting so hard his entire crotch area became inflamed and he shat his pants. "Thrumsterbation"
by Яudis January 5, 2024
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See also: When your dad leans against your external car door and holds your attention for an hour.
See also: Leaning into car window whilst driver slowly backs out, inch by inch.
See also: When your dad leans against your external car door and holds your attention for an hour.
See also: Leaning into car window whilst driver slowly backs out, inch by inch.
Sentence: "I'm an hour late home as my parents engaged me in a Thompson goodbye"
CODE: "Don't lean on their car window, dear."
CODE: "Don't lean on their car window, dear."
by Ms. JGT November 13, 2023
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by fuzzydize April 19, 2024
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by anonymous March 18, 2026
Get the Trumpshit mug.A Trumpsterdump is a vessel human sucker who takes in all the shit lies tRump spews every time he opens his mouth and spews it forth themselves.
Trumpsterdumps do not have the capacity to determine truth from the shit they are told by Donald Trump. Trumpsterdumps severely lack critical analytic and thinking skills independently from the lies Donald Trump tells them.
by Intolerant of bullshit February 21, 2025
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A period of national chaos where a democracy flirts with authoritarianism, corruption, and conspiracy-fueled lunacy—only to realize (hopefully) that things like laws, facts, and functioning institutions were actually pretty nice. Inspired by Amish Rumspringa, but instead of teens testing out Red Bull and Wi-Fi, it’s a whole country test-driving fascism before deciding whether to commit to democracy or keep going full KGB Mad Max Thunder Dome.
A period of national chaos where a democracy flirts with authoritarianism, corruption, and conspiracy-fueled lunacy—only to realize (hopefully) that things like laws, facts, and functioning institutions were actually pretty nice. Inspired by Amish Rumspringa, but instead of teens testing out Red Bull and Wi-Fi, it’s a whole country test-driving fascism before deciding whether to commit to democracy or keep going full KGB Mad Max Thunder Dome.
Trumpsringa example usage:
• “Bro, remember when everyone just decided elections didn’t matter and stormed the Capitol? That was peak Trumpspringa.”
• “Yeah, my uncle’s still on Trumpspringa—he thinks he is coming back to save us.”
• “America’s in its Trumpspringa phase. Hopefully, we wake up before we lose our democracy like car keys at a frat party.”
• “Bro, remember when everyone just decided elections didn’t matter and stormed the Capitol? That was peak Trumpspringa.”
• “Yeah, my uncle’s still on Trumpspringa—he thinks he is coming back to save us.”
• “America’s in its Trumpspringa phase. Hopefully, we wake up before we lose our democracy like car keys at a frat party.”
by Old Tuna Hammer March 11, 2025
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