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Awkward Man Touch

The act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. May appear gay but often done in jest. Performed by the lovable, creepy uncle
Luke Whispered "Evening, Patawon" into the ear of his friend as him nailed him with an awkward man touch
by PersonWithDiabetes December 20, 2008
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Reach out and touch faith

The 'best' part (and most known part) of the song 'Personal Jesus' by Depeche Mode from 1990.

Was an awesome song back in it's day, but nobody barely knows about it now.
by Well_Who_Can_I_be May 2, 2012
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A Woman's Touch

by PyroManiaR34l April 17, 2021
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Don't Touch The Baby's Milk!

1. The baby's milk that you should not touch.
2. Something that you should not touch.
1.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "BUT WE'RE OUT OF REGULAR MILK!"

2.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "YOU DON'T TOUCH IT YOU DICK!
by dixintha March 26, 2008
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Ms. Don't Touch Me

A reference to a specific role in gay pornography in which a man (usually a straight man in need of some cash) will masturbate on film while other men in the direct vicinity do not physically interact with him.

It is widely regarded as the brass ring of gay-for-pay performance work.
We need something else for this scene, something to fill up the negative space behind the daisy chain. See if the gaffer, Andy, will be a Ms. Don't Touch Me for an hour.

Hey Andy! Wanna make $250?
by The Amazing Rando! July 19, 2012
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The Sidam Touch

The ability to screw up anything and everything. The opposite of the Midas Touch.
He screwed up yet another project. That idiot has the Sidam Touch.
by Lang Wiseman November 7, 2007
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The brown touch

when everything you touch turns to shit
Mike's wrecked his third car in a year and lost his job and his girl. He's got the brown touch.
by jennrrgh September 23, 2014
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