The Cheese Touch 

STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch

“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.

the cheese touch

The Cheese Touch by user.the.cheese.touch April 2, 2022

April 22, Touch Your Crush Day 

Touch your crush. A high five, etc.

Hey! Did you know April 22 is touch your crush day. You can touch your crush on April 22, Touch Your Crush Day.

April 22, Touch Your Crush Day by Malya Shoes April 14, 2019

The velvet touch 

1 : An adult boutique store that not only sells good porn, but also is the center for Strippers giving massages with the happy endding.

The strip club is a place to lose your money for no pussy,
But the Velvet Touch is another story.....

The velvet touch by MagusMadeMe August 17, 2006

i'd let her touch it 

When a male is interested in a female and would like to have sexual relations with her.

Jon: Man, look at that chick, dude, she's hot.

Steve: Hell yeah. I'd let her touch it.

i'd let her touch it by lobo108 January 15, 2009

Uncle Bad Touch 

A person who has acted upon an individual, who is unaware of the means of the situation, with a dirty sexual intension.

"Uncle Bad Touch, Why is your lap So Lumpy?"

Uncle Bad Touch by UncleBadTouch April 30, 2006

Awkward Man Touch  

The act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. May appear gay but often done in jest. Performed by the lovable, creepy uncle

Luke Whispered "Evening, Patawon" into the ear of his friend as him nailed him with an awkward man touch

Awkward Man Touch by PersonWithDiabetes December 20, 2008

Reach out and touch faith 

The 'best' part (and most known part) of the song 'Personal Jesus' by Depeche Mode from 1990.

Was an awesome song back in it's day, but nobody barely knows about it now.

Reach out and touch faith.

Reach out and touch faith by Well_Who_Can_I_be May 2, 2012