toolship

A relationship based on the services one person provides for another

The ambitious artist showed up to every art opening and was developing close toolships with gallerists all over the world

by jh-cph March 28, 2010

Toss the Tankage

manually relieving a man

give relief by hand to a man.Toss the tankage

by Bangacha August 27, 2011

Torossian math

Specific mathematical application used to determine the total number of strokes taken to complete a hole while playing golf. (Toro = bull.)

Well, I hit my tee shot into the water, and then I lost a ball into the woods. I hit it out of the sand, chipped it onto the green and then three-putted. Using the principles of Torossian math, you can put me down for a four.

by Noswadian July 26, 2012

toolson

The son of a tool.

Father to son: "Brian, you are a toolson!"

Brian: "Doesn't that make me the son of a tool which therefore makes you a tool?"

by Dr. Funkenstein! November 9, 2012

tootsierolll

A small penis or dick

Haimish has a small tootsierolll

by Ahahhahahah1234sassy March 13, 2014

tootsin machine

A fucking cute cat that looks like how a baby fart sounds

Tootsin machine, tootsin machine oh by golly your a tootsin machine (sung)

by slutmuffinkb27 June 21, 2014

Toss the kitty

When a girl offers her vagina for sex on first date.

Yo, I went out with this girl last night for the first time. I thought it was just a meet and greet but she toss the kitty!

by SteelCityMafia August 1, 2016