used tampons

A western delicacy consisting of two burritos (any kind) coated with bar b que sauce.

For lunch at work today I ate a couple of used tampons.

by John April 25, 2005

tampon

an obsorbency created to be insurted up a womans vaginal area to obsorb fluid during her menstral cycle.

Tampons are often prefered over pads because they are more confortable.

by dictionarygurl July 20, 2004

tampoon

(Intransitive verb.) To be wearing a tampon.

I wanted to go down on her last night but then I found out she was tampooned and took a raincheck.

by starry_chari July 28, 2004

tomboy

A girl who tends to quickly fall asleep after sex.

X: Man, last night she was sawing logs right after she got off!
Y: Dude, you're sleeping with a tomboy!

by Luke something November 1, 2007

Bloody Tampon Popcicle

See Bloody Tampon

A bloody tampon stored at 0 degrees Celsius for a year, which makes it form in large clumps.

Gonna eat that?

No, you can have it.

by CharlesManson October 20, 2003

Tampon

Yummy lollipops coded with sugar sweets and more!!!!

Mmmm.. yummy can I lick your tampon bro.

by Teacher man December 11, 2019

toepoker

this is when a turd is semi hanging out of your arse.
this can be caused as a result of 'following through' after you have farted or simply the shit getting too big for you rectum. It can be very uncomfortable and needs to be sorted out immediately or asap.
The term toepoker originates from the middle ages where it was thought that the scene of a turd hanging out of an anal crack looke like the end of a toe, which is of course perfectly understandable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: 'O shit i followed through....i got a toepoker now.....crapppppp!!!!!!!'
Person 2: 'OMG i feel for you!!!!! get that sorted out i knew someone hu did from that once!!!!!!'

by jonhstick1 March 23, 2008