toilet table

The worst table in a restaurant, usually next to the toilet door.

"I can't believe we booked my birthday dinner six months ahead and still got given the toilet table!"

by THETOILETTABLE July 11, 2016

man toilet

When a man is used as a toilet for another sexual partner male or female

I made Jim my man toilet last night

by Lovesuscks123 May 13, 2014

Toilet games

Those stupid app games that you only play because you're bored on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey man you tried that new golf phone game?
Guy 2: Yeah! That's one of my toilet games! Lol

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

pussy toilet

Literally the meaning of Dusty.

Dusty: I dont tan, i burn
Person 1: stfu you're literally such a pussy toilet smh

by kghjdfnlmsn July 2, 2022

Toilet Terrorist

A person engaging in planning and execution of heinous acts intended to destroy a public toilet. The goal is to take out as many people as possible.

My co-worker is a toilet terrorist because he left an IED (Improvised Explosive Dookie) in the toilet, preventing use of the bathroom for more than an hour. All that had attempted entry were tested for hazardous levels of exposure. Use of a sniffer is recommended to test toxicity levels.

by Happy_Days123 March 19, 2010

toilet plunger

when you shit a hefty load in a chicks mouth, then proceed to jam it down her throat with your cock

man: holy shit bro, i had a raging hard on AND had to shit last night, so i gave some bitch a toilet plunger. Friend: sweet dude

by marvin pallet July 29, 2012

toilet trained

when a girl is deep throughting a cock and then she starts puking while still give you head haha

mery was gaggin on my wang and then i toilet trained her ass

by d moore March 3, 2004