jess walker

A lax Diva who is fabulous

Yo, I saw Jess Walker last night. She's such a lax diva!

by jdubs2792 May 25, 2014

Bloody Walker

Using a woman's period blood as lube for giving a hand job to a man.

Jack: Hey Kyle, guess what?
Kyle: What?
Jack: Tiffany gave me a bloody walker last night.
Kyle: Woah, man!

by Walker May 24, 2014

Va JJ Walker

Noun

1. When a womans vagina lips are bigger than that of JJ Walker from Good Times. Also, they can utter the phrase "DYNOMITE!"

2. Trying to bang an old broad with a walker.

"Looking into her Va JJ Walker was like looking into the mouth of the real Jimmie Walker."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Dick Walker

A women who is constintly on the hunt for sex

1."jeff you see that girl over ther"

"yah"

"i heard shes a total Dick Walker"
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2.jennifer is a Dick Walker

by "bigsandwhich January 20, 2015

Alisha Walker

Alisha Walker is a SFY performer in England other wise known as Bulldog for her small appearance and firry attitude. She's an audience favourite and is known in Canada and Luxemburg.

Alisha Walker is joining us today.

by Vicky hearty February 17, 2015

The White Walker

While engaging in the climax of a sexual encounter, one ejaculates into the eyes of their partner; leaving them wondering incapacitated. In search of Kleenex , the ejaculator flees to retrieve a towel, but instead returns to their incapacitated partner with a handful of flour to the face.

" I got together with the bosses daughter last night. Met her with a smile, and left her with The White Walker"

by MCpancake October 12, 2015

Johnny Walker Candle

An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.

Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey

by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016