Book Pile

Slang term for a library public or otherwise coined by small town celebrity in Joliet, Il

"Man, I got so much homework, I'm heading to the book pile after class"

"That tall brunette at the Joliet Book Pile is hot as hell."

"My computers broken, I need to hit the Book Pile"

by J-Town J January 21, 2010

lurking the book

An activity in which you lurk people's shit on facebook.

guy 1: "what are you doing on that girls profile bro?"

guy 2: "oh you know, just lurking the book"!

by chadadadad October 4, 2010

snuggle book

A schedule of the people you're going to be snuggling with. Most of the time written in calendar form so as not to double book two people the same day.

Jessica: Hey Nick, I want to come fall asleep in your arms.

Nick: My Snuggle Book is full until next Thursday, want me to pencil you in?

by Sonny741 September 2, 2016

Book Creeping

Using a cloaked and/or fake Facebook account to spy on people you know, often while claiming that you do not use Facebook.

That sick jerk I have a restraining order against just got caught book creeping all over my Facebook page.

I've got a little book creeping to do right now but when I'm done I can teach you how I use roofies

by Notintoracism June 15, 2016

book-hurt

when a book renders you in a state of immense sadness and melancholy.

" Dear oh dear, I'm afraid this story has caused masive book-hurt"

by YvanadankPussyWeed December 19, 2013

Colon Book

A book with a colon in the title almost certainly indicating it contains information that must be taken as the gospel truth because it was likely written by some former executive, politician, ivy league graduate, or other inflated character.

"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.

Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.

Mr. Jackass "resigned" as CEO, this probably means he's going to write a colon book on things he believes he's the authority on.

Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.

by Mas Sateb June 23, 2010

shaving the book

masturbation

Shaving the book has become a popular pastime in many Western European countries.

by TaibhseTaibhse October 6, 2009