Evan Promise

When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.

Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...

by Banditofrisquitopocoito March 13, 2015

Evan Vecchiolla

small and fruity

evan vecchiolla’s toes curl to ramen and cheese

by rileylovesJesus January 4, 2022

Evan <3

Evan. A person who’s always so thoughtful, kind, amazing, cool, cute, sweet, considerate, protective and just overall the best human you’ll ever meet. If you find an Evan in your lifetime then don’t let go of him because i can assure ya you won’t find one again, he’s one of a kind <3

omg you have an Evan <3 ?! im so jealous.

by Unknown.exe156 August 23, 2022

Kemper Evans

A name for a male meaning superior in looks. Kemper is what you would call someone who is extremely hot. A kemper is often funny and has a huge package.

Damn he is almost as hot as Kemper Evans

by People definer56 September 15, 2021

Do An Evans

The act of calling a talkback program whilst drunk.

"He's about to do an Evans, what a rof!"

by Pigman July 21, 2008

Kiler Evans

Why am i in love with this mannnn tell me why.

Friend: "bro stop simping, hes not it"
Me; "what are u talking aboutttttt???? HES KILER EVANS"

by Urmommy22 January 27, 2022

Morrow Evans

An ordinary human with a toe

Morrow Evans is cool

by :()7-9=-2 October 30, 2019