carnival tired

The great physical exhaustion that occurs after one has been to the carnival.

Not to be confused with strip club tired.

Goodrich went to bed early due to being carnival tired.

by DBFeral December 25, 2008

getting tired

When someone is getting high, usually off of weed.

Hey are you getting tired later?

by lafandio February 28, 2018

Flat Tire

when you punch a person in their breast implants so hard that they burst, thus giving their chest the appearance of a flat tire.

I accidentally elbowed her in the left tit and now she has got a flat tire

by jermlova March 18, 2011

TIRES

A 420 in progress when taking out tires behind building

Hey hip can you help me take these "tires" out

by hippy412 March 28, 2008

flat tire

A sex act where the male intentionally loses his erection.

I totally gave this chick a flat tire last night. She was pissed, but at least it wasn't a blow out.

by Josh Hug December 4, 2009

Tire Kicking Bastard

Type of customer who has read every magazine, every online article, knows every line of the specs but has absolutely no budget, no permission from wife, partner or boss to buy but consumes every type of material like a ravenous T-rex and always has a BS use case that involves every single person in the company.

He begins every conversation asking for a free trial for XYZ corporation, whether of garden hoses or jet engines.

Mr Chen (or Suresh, almost always a recent immigrant with academic qualifications out of all proportion to the incredibly minor role held in a large US corporation) is a complete tire kicking bastard.

by BoilerRoom August 12, 2012

hyperly tired

new mixture of two opposites,founded by my girlfriend.

when you are tired but just not tired enough to want to fall asleep,you are hyperly tired.

by Hunter November 2, 2004