Three red lights

The Xbox360's equivelent of the Blue Screen of Death. Basically, your 360 is fucked.

"I just got the Three Red Lights!

AGAIN!

DAMN YOU MICROSOFT! YOU SUCK!"

by Micellaneous Man September 23, 2008

threesome

The best way to fuck other women on the side without ending up in divorce court or in the wraths of a pissed off girlfriend. This can broaden the sexual horizons for any couple by providing the male with the opportunity to get some new pussy occasionally and helps the woman live out her secret, curious masterbation fantasy.

That dude is lucky. He had a big threesome last night. His girlfriend's co-worker rode his cock while his girlfriend sat on his face and rode it like the Kentucky Derby.

by Stifler74 January 2, 2007

Three Nil

When you gain complete and utter control of a situation or person. Three Nil is not the term for a score in a ball game, it's the crushing deafeat of your noobish opponent.

"You got Three Niled noob!"

"WTF noob!, Three Nil!"

"You = Three Nil!"

by Jimmy Heapsa Beow April 4, 2006

Three bean salad

When a guy shoves his dick and balls between his legs. The result looks something like a three bean salad from the back and a mangina from the front.

Every guy, at one point in his, life has made the 'ol three bean salad.

by Sgt. Stadenko February 15, 2005

ThreeHole

a large hole that appears in the abdomen of a succubus for kinky sex and a light show.

do u want to put it in my Threehole?

by theverynerdy nerd April 11, 2010

Three 6 Mafia

A Memphis-based rap group that has more songs about getting your dick sucked than any other musical group. Guaranteed.

Did you hear that new song by Three 6 Mafia? It's called Put Cha D. in Her Mouth.

by I'm a fuckin vetern December 15, 2009

three forces of evil

Three forces of evil means an extremely unfunny attempt at joke. Often used by retarded mental midgets. Known as the best way to cause death by boredom.

Also known as "three forces of shit".

It is important to know that so far no one in world has laughed at a Three Forces of Evil joke.

I tried to get rid of my wife, so I gave her "Three Forces Of evil" the book.

20 seconds of Three Forces Of Evil and even the healthiest person will die.

John had a problem, he could never stop laughing. So the doctor prescribed some "three forces of evil" to him.

by Britney Trolley November 19, 2007