Blood Whale

A mythical sword only belonging to the most amazing.

All hail! Septima! Queen of the Septic tanks! Wielder of Blood Whale!!

by everstar January 20, 2009

saved by the blood

an expression based on saved by the bell, saved by the blood is used when someone gets hurt, and while it doesnt seem too bad, when it starts bleeding people take it worse and let you get off easier for being hurt, However, saved by the blood does not always work, for example in a street fight you will not be saved by the blood.

Drew: why isnt will playing?

Jose: he got a real bad cut on his leg he's bleeding alot.

Drew: pussy was saved by the blood.

by aaaaannnnnttttthhhhh June 25, 2009

blood bestie

your family who have been there no matter the time even when your down she finds a way to pick you up

i love my cousin she is my blood bestie 🩵

by TinkkkkkkkkkkkN June 8, 2023

Blood test

A shit test to tack hurt like hell

Arrrr shit that hurt I hate blood test

by Umooooooom January 3, 2022

cheese blood

When you eat so much cheese it replaces your blood.

Guy 1: I Bleed cheese.

Guy 2: You Have Cheese blood.

Guy 3: WHAT THE FUCK

by mycheeseisbleeding122 March 16, 2021

Blood dodging

When your lady is on the rag and totally bugging you with her attitude and chewing you out for her time of that month and you sneak or avoid her calls or texts all day

"Hey what are you up to today dude?"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"

by Sofakingsaiyan December 11, 2019

Blood nuggets

When you're having sex with a girl on her period and you get black/brown clumps of blood on your dick and in your pubes.

My girl gets so horny on her period but the blood nuggets are becoming a safety hazard

by Mattricide June 12, 2019