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1 Yard Stare

Similar to the 1,000 yead stare, but for someone who doesn't have a single thought behind their eyes. Commonly applies to ipad kids who suffer from skibidi toilet syndrome.
Look at that kid sing skibidi toilet, they have a 1 yard stare, there's not a single thought behind those eyes.
by mustache666 October 12, 2023
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yard sale

A weekend cash-raising event where either you are selling strips of sod from your front lawn, or all the items for sale are three feet long.
I was gonna widen the asphalt parking-area in front of my house, so I carefully cut the grassy sod into easy-to-manage three-foot-long strips, neatly rolled it up and bagged it, and then held a yard sale.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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Yard saled

When a junkie dirt squirrel goes through all your stuff flinging it around looking for shit to steal.
That dirt squirrel yard saled my room and stole my dope.

I came home last night and my entire house was yard saled
by YakA88 September 18, 2022
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Water the face yard

To wet someone’s beard with …. Lady juice.
Alright ladies, who wants to water the face yard?!
by SunshineJunkie February 1, 2025
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Yard sale

The term yard sale is term that originated from snow sports such as skiing and snowboarding. The term is used to describe a massive wipeout in which the skier or snowboarder loses some articles of their clothing or even their poles, skis, or board. It is called a yard sale because after the wipeout, all the person’s clothing are laid out in the snow like they are on display in a yard sale.
Oh my god! Did you just see that kid yard sale off that ramp? That was hilarious.
by Csal May 30, 2011
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Yard Rat

A Tampa Florida Scenester bar hag. Usually over the hill but unwilling to accept that pleather doesn’t go with stretch marks. Also see, Leena and Laura
Yo, you should have seen the yard rat hanging out at the bar last night! Nah man, I stay away from Ybor.
by N1200 September 22, 2018
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Log Yard

N. - Patch of skin located above the Penis where pubic hair grows.
I got a hot date tonight so I shaved the Log Yard.
by Monksbitch March 12, 2011
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