When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head
After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.
by Wild Wes November 17, 2011
Get the Squirrel rubmug. by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 1, 2010
Get the beat the squirrelmug. by trippyskippy January 13, 2011
Get the the wooden squirrelmug. by Zhivalicious August 29, 2016
Get the Squirrel on a stickmug. Substances that when consumed provides for a mind altering experience. From sugary treats and caffein to drugs and booze
Hey man, call the plug and get a half ounce of squirrel treats. Maybe a couple of grams of those other squirrel treats too.
by The Man Who Owns the World December 28, 2020
Get the squirrel treatmug. A man holds a woman up in the air, belly down, by her hips with her legs wrapped around his and her hands pressed against the wall to hold the rest of her body upwhile his penis is in the anus or vagina as he thrusts.
I was about to cum so I lifted her up for a Flying Squirrel and starting humping her like a jackrabbit.
by SavageSmack November 15, 2016
Get the Flying Squirrelmug. An urban mystical beast that is often seen thrusting acorns. This savage beast is constantly sexually active. It seeks out it's soulmate, a fellow squirrel. This squirrel is extremely irresponsible which is why he loses his walnuts. This mystical beast loves munching on acorns. He also loves singing. If this mystical beast is seen in public scream Shayrine to piss it off.
Boy: "Damn look at that... its shayan the squirrel"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"
by Shayan the Squirrel May 25, 2017
Get the shayan the squirrelmug.