snailed up

To have half a boner

she’s mid bro. my dick is snailed up.

by miattababy June 1, 2022

snail racing

You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.

best done on a carpet.

person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day

by Big ol' Gav May 10, 2019

Snailing

The act of making yourself look like a snail in funny places; it is done by lying down in a similar fashion to planking, but with your butt raised up in the air.

"I'm snailing! Y'know, it’s where you make yourself look like a snail in really funny places. It's way more hardcore than that stupid planking crap!"

by octacle December 22, 2024

Snail

Hail that is really soft
Falls like hail feels like snow
Snow Hail--->soft hail--->Snail

Guy 1: It looks like hail but it feels like snow
Guy 2: Must be some of that snail I've hear about

by Fozzy March 28, 2015

Batty Snail

A Batty Snail is a type of person that is an apsolute idiot when it comes to any general thing, they are usually relatively dumb and think they are smart when they are the opposite.

'oi bruv you're a batty snail'

by anonymous January 31, 2021

Snail Life

To be unemployed but still awesome as shit. Those a part of Snail Life may show respect to one another by throwing up the gang sign (closed fist resting uttop a slanted peace sign - makes a snail).

The snail life chose me. They could never handle the snail life.

by Snaillifer December 16, 2019

Snail Trail

When you pee in a girls butt. She panics and runs to bathroom. On her way to the bathroom, she leaks pee out of her butt.

"Bro, that chick left a snail trail from the hot tub to the bathroom"

by Corindos September 10, 2025