Am i the only one that has a nice Olive Garden??
But i live in Oklahoma City, AND THE OLIVE GARDEN IS FREAKIN AMAZING. SUPER FANCY, SUPER NICE, AND LOCATED NEAR A NICE MALL. WHAT THE HECK MAN.
But i live in Oklahoma City, AND THE OLIVE GARDEN IS FREAKIN AMAZING. SUPER FANCY, SUPER NICE, AND LOCATED NEAR A NICE MALL. WHAT THE HECK MAN.
Everyone: Olive Garden freakin sucks
Me: no
Everyone: …
Me: …
Me in the future: and that’s how me met :)
My children: Mom…. Why are you cheating on da-
Me: FREAKIN (drop kicks child)
Child: AaH
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Me: no
Everyone: …
Me: …
Me in the future: and that’s how me met :)
My children: Mom…. Why are you cheating on da-
Me: FREAKIN (drop kicks child)
Child: AaH
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
by ZIJI.TWITCH@Paperbottle_ October 5, 2021
Get the Olive Gardenmug. Somebody who is both a cuntster and a trickster in the highest degree. Half slutty and half tricky, the Oliver Cuntster enjoys playing pranks and sleeping with guys
Person 1:Hey did you hear about Dave yesterday, he slept with Andrew after covering him in whipped cream.
Person 2: Yeah, well you know, Dave is truly an Oliver Cuntster.
Person 2: Yeah, well you know, Dave is truly an Oliver Cuntster.
by Takyo October 6, 2019
Get the Oliver Cuntstermug. has fat chode legs made out of steel. also cracks the ground the ground when he steps. he inserts it in his mums pussy.
by chode legs November 28, 2021
Get the oliver marchantmug. by hi and hello March 1, 2021
Get the pulling an Olivemug. No I really thought you were leading up to some kind of olive branch but, no, you're just doubling down. Well... You know what they say...
Hym "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me."
Iam "Disappointing.."
Hym "No, I really did think there was an olive branch thing going on here but no. Your trying to claim that this is me trying to achieve unearned virtue but I don't even know there were accolades for me to claim until your stupid ass said my name and MADE IT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR that there are accolades that can be attributed to me and that you're withholding them from me because you think I don't deserve it. That's just you projecting a motive onto me that I didn't have initially. And the funniest part is that I was going to stop writing forever. After I was fired. I was going to stop writing. I started deleting my posts but I ended up getting bored a quarter of the way through so I just said screw it. You never would have heard from me again if you wouldn't have had Andy Ngo on and said my name. But I think you know that. I think you take great pleasure in denying me and you wanted me to know that I had these things that I could potentially claim. Well, NOW I KNOW. And I refuse to accept anything other that credit for the things I've inspired. That plan backfired didn't it? When it comes to unearned privilege you throw your hands in the air and say 'Oh, well, there's nothing we can do about it' but when it comes to 'unearned virtue' it needs to be militantly socially regulated because people who game the system are bad but people gaming the system for their kids by way of nepotism is virtuous."
Iam "Disappointing.."
Hym "No, I really did think there was an olive branch thing going on here but no. Your trying to claim that this is me trying to achieve unearned virtue but I don't even know there were accolades for me to claim until your stupid ass said my name and MADE IT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR that there are accolades that can be attributed to me and that you're withholding them from me because you think I don't deserve it. That's just you projecting a motive onto me that I didn't have initially. And the funniest part is that I was going to stop writing forever. After I was fired. I was going to stop writing. I started deleting my posts but I ended up getting bored a quarter of the way through so I just said screw it. You never would have heard from me again if you wouldn't have had Andy Ngo on and said my name. But I think you know that. I think you take great pleasure in denying me and you wanted me to know that I had these things that I could potentially claim. Well, NOW I KNOW. And I refuse to accept anything other that credit for the things I've inspired. That plan backfired didn't it? When it comes to unearned privilege you throw your hands in the air and say 'Oh, well, there's nothing we can do about it' but when it comes to 'unearned virtue' it needs to be militantly socially regulated because people who game the system are bad but people gaming the system for their kids by way of nepotism is virtuous."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2022
Get the Olive Branchmug. a person who is a decent lad always gets off it on a weekend always walks home at like 7:00am the next morning looking like a panda and carrying half a crate of alcohol back home
by SpennymoorYEET October 9, 2018
Get the Oliver Maymug. by mosley88 December 3, 2019
Get the dead olivemug.