John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster

a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.

Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.

by unclebernardbakaslutbussylick June 5, 2021

A-Jonas

When you break-up with someone by text messages instead of confronting them face to face.

hey wheres your Girl-friend. "What Girl-friend I A-Jonased her and shes no more

''you coward''

by M-Boy 10 December 7, 2010

jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers

Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump

by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014

jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016

Jonas Jeppesen

Guy with big penis and he fuck a lot of girls

You have small pp. No im Jonas Jeppesen

by Osama Bin Ladder December 6, 2019

Jonas

Jonas dose music, when this subject is brought up to a Jonas he gets angry and hits people whit is shit like an ape

Nathan: do you do music
Jonas: "flings his shit absolutely everywhere out of pure anger"

by Winston Churchill lll December 10, 2019

Jonas

The cutest angel baby you'll ever meet. He has a great sense of humor and is really kind. He is very artistic but doesn't think so himself. He really is a great friend. He'll always have your back! In conclusion, Jonas is really great, you should get one yourself!
Funfact he leaves a bit of glitter everywhere he goes.

Be like Jonas

by Alinaaaa December 22, 2019