Hog humper

A male who tends to snort and breathe excessively loud during intercourse; in similarity to a pig.

Wow.. last night Mikey was a total hog humper. I had to fake an orgasm just to get out of there.

by Deffinerr May 30, 2016

Peepa Hog

a stan twitter fad.
basically useless.
a fad to the community
has an extra account for payola so her posts doesn't flop.
a pig who deserves to be roasted

RUN! Peepa Hog is here!

by peepahog October 19, 2020

Text Hog

A person who attempts to dominate a text thread by constantly texting over and over again. Usually considered on the 4th straight text. One text = standard, two texts =possible correction/misspelling, three texts = found clarification or announcement of conclusion, fourth text = Text Hog. Can be used on someone who writes a vast majority of the texts.

That guy won't let anyone else comment on his ridiculous ideas. He is being a real Text Hog.

by Humongous Cranium October 10, 2018

raw hog

Fucking a fat chick without a condom

I just raw hoged fat pat.

by Raw hogger November 30, 2016

hog slap

When you make a large grunt, like a hog and which you slap the shit out of your significant other.

Person 1: Hey! I just hog slapped the shit out of Mitchell last night!
Person 2: Oh Yeah, how'd you do that?
Person 1: I just made a huge ass snort and THEN I freaking slapped it, it was great!!!

by iughlokj April 15, 2018

Hog Muffin

a person who hogs something that is meant to be shared!

HEY. PASS THE SCRABBLE PIECES YOU HOG MUFFIN!

by monster person. June 6, 2010

Cookie Hog

When a pig gets so constipated that its intestines burst and it dies.

"Your pig died from a clogged up poop-chute? That's a cookie hog!"

by George_W_Kush_ September 15, 2023