A coffee drink consisting of two shots of espresso, caramel flavoring, all over ice. The drink originated at Texas Roast coffee house in Rockwall, Texas. The drink is a specialty item and is not on the menu. Much like rap, an Austin Milner is an acquired taste.
>Good morning, what'll it be today?
>>I'll have an Austin Milner please!
>Okay that'll be $2.33, we'll have it right out.
>>I'll have an Austin Milner please!
>Okay that'll be $2.33, we'll have it right out.
by snowysnowcones October 18, 2010

A usually retarded child that looks a lot like a Playmobile and like Sid from the Toy Story. He is not funny at all and smells like a black monkey lookin' ass.
by Its_Kobie July 13, 2018

Man i want to invite Natasha Austin to the party because she is so much fun and can be the life of the party as long as her CRAZY side doesn't show up!!!
by Joytx81 April 30, 2019

the person who whips out his peen on the bus to show a girl who has a boy friend he asks out girls with boyfriends and hugs all girls he's just that one he-she. super racist, loves making white people jokes along with being the biggest booty. gross, nasty, just ugh .. if you meet an austin/isaiah don't date.. fricking booty hole who thinks that there better than everyone and calls u his girlfriend ya he's that type of kid.
by unicornbuttlover101 January 22, 2020

The boy who makes his truck soo big to substitute for his little dick who packs fattys then takes a 12 inch penis up his ass yea I know him
by Uncle jim bean December 15, 2018

by The Uncle Daddy Cult February 3, 2023
