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Shank

An insult directed at someone doing something stupid, non-intelligent, or anger inducing
Yeah we tried to get food, but this dumb shank forgot his wallet
by AlphaAbove April 17, 2024
mugGet the Shankmug.

Shank

Shank comes from 2 words joined together, creating a sick fetish type act.

When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.

Could possibly mean they are homosexual.
Im not just having a wank, Im having a shank!

Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.
by wrys April 29, 2009
mugGet the Shankmug.

gutter shank

A gay guy that jerks off on another mans face then cums in his mouth then the man that got the cum spits it into another mans mouth
by Fuckin bitchs May 14, 2014
mugGet the gutter shankmug.

Shank

Move , get from round
Shank jit
by @pologsux July 10, 2023
mugGet the Shankmug.

Shank

Means to Fail at something.
Made famous by some teenage boys in Bloemfontein, SA
Guy: That girl just rejected me

Other Guy: Man, you are such a Shank in life! Oh my God!
by TheLorax September 16, 2009
mugGet the Shankmug.

shanking weeds

What NIWA (northern Irish weeding association) does to help the environment.
Yo, cuz, how many weeds have you shanked today? I’m defo gettin a pay rise for this! Shanking weeds is the best!
by some nonce January 9, 2018
mugGet the shanking weedsmug.

Shank

Shit (poop) and wank (masturbate),
by Veer Partap Singh Randhawa January 21, 2023
mugGet the Shankmug.

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