Stinky Pete

When one cums on their own face

Had a fat wank last night and did a stinky Pete

by Jefe Kent May 28, 2019

Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.

Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?

by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021

petes ya

pizza

damn, that was some good petes ya

by goobzy July 4, 2015

Creamy Pete

Chicken Pie topped with Greek Yoghurt and a little bit of parsley.

Dad: hey son want a creamy pete
Son: fuck you dad i want mcdonalds bitch

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

On Pete

A term used to say something with meaning without ending in "on god."

The name "pete" refers to a past gang member known as Peter Rollat.

"We can get to hittin' right now, On Pete twin"

by 76deuce October 3, 2025

A pete

When you join a conversation late and misunderstand what the conversation is about and say something out of conext.

John: "This trunk looks like its filled to the brim"
A Pete: "who likes a rim?"

by toolio13 October 1, 2025

3-Pete

The act of smoking from a bong where the user over-consumes the smoke and therefore has to take three tokes to clear the chamber

Man, lemme take a toke before you. The bowls dont last long with you keep taking 3-Pete’s

by Prism1857 August 9, 2018