Pet T-Rex

A slang term for the male penis

Joe: Yo I heard that Seth got quite the Pet T-Rex

Bill: Nah his dick is small for his size

by xGreen January 14, 2020

Pet Bat

A terrible Battledudes.io Player

Wow, Pet Bat is worse than Bots at BD!

by Goofy ahh stuedjasdf November 17, 2022

tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022

petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company

Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.

by tian647 August 28, 2013

Pet favorite

Something that you really love, even though you don't necessarily have a good or objective reason for it.

It might not be objectively the best, but it's one of your personal favorites.

Scooby Doo is one of my pet favorite shows. I know it's not always the most well-written, but I just think it's so much fun.

by PotatoDistributor February 2, 2023

National littlest pet shop day

National littlest pet shop day is a day where your parents HAVE to buy you LPS and throw a LPS themed party

“Mom it’s national littlest pet shop day”
“It’s already on my calendar, here’s your party and LPS!”

by suckonthismassivepenis October 6, 2023

pet bae-ting

Putting your pet front and center on your online dating profile to get more dates.
Borrowing someone else's pet to put front and center on your online dating profile to get more dates.

"Awww, he's not my type, but that puppy is so cute! I'm going to go on a date with him just to meet his puppy"
"Don't do it! He's pet bae-ting, and that puppy might not even be his! If you're going to go on a date with him, at least go on a zero date before you go on a first date".

by mephix October 5, 2022