Verb: The act of fish-hooking a woman by the *ahem*, private area, usually used to move said woman out of one's way
Joe: Bitch just wouldn't step off. So I vag-hooked her across the room
Jim: You da man! *high fives*
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Jim: We're both going to hell for this.
Joe: Yup.
Jim: You da man! *high fives*
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Jim: We're both going to hell for this.
Joe: Yup.
by Mr_Yellow January 18, 2010
Get the Vag-hookmug. When a person rubs their index finger along their guch, then proceeds to form a hook with the index finger. The finger is then inserted into the mouth of an unsuspecting individual so as to simulate that person being hooked like a fish. A more sinister aproach to the fish hookmaneuver. This move is usually performed on a person that is being an asshole or just plain will not shut up.
Guy 1- Dude, Jason is acting like a real asshat tonight.
Guy 2- Yeah I know. I'm going to play some football then give him the old Guch Hook. That should teach him.
Guy 2- Yeah I know. I'm going to play some football then give him the old Guch Hook. That should teach him.
by Pete_guitar January 23, 2009
Get the Guch Hookmug. any one or all of your toenails that have hardened by fungus and overgrown to a point resembling a hook or a claw. it will scratch you if it gets near your legs or rip your sheets. Can also be seen ripping through a knee high or painted badly in flip flops. Usually includes a crusty thick skinned ashy foot
girlfriend: I'm so tired of your busted up hook nail rippin' up my Martha Stewart sheets you broke ass nigga
by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018
Get the hook nailmug. v. To have relations with someone without knowing thier name, where their from, and usually age. Usually due to intense binge drinking or taking part in any sorotiy event
Yea I'm going to 'hook up' with (insert local sorority slut name) later on after she has a couple beers in her.
by Irish May 27, 2003
Get the hook upmug. During sex the male sticks his finger up the girls buthole and gets poop on it. He lets it dry and hooks it on her cheek.
Friend - Hey how was she last night
You - So good, we got so into it that i gave her a rusty hook
Friend - Hey how was she last night
You - So good, we got so into it that i gave her a rusty hook
by Anonymous 54 December 9, 2008
Get the Rusty hookmug. "Intentionally Ambiguous" - literally
Phrase is intentionally misused when talking about the relationship between two people.
Phrase is intentionally misused when talking about the relationship between two people.
by JMCI July 6, 2005
Get the hook upmug. by Joshiro007 February 12, 2003
Get the hook upmug.