a person who only eats food the color of his skin or lighter. he gets very upset when you accuse him of things he has done. Porter has negative rizz and most porters will never experience romantic love of any sort (unless it is with a dog)
by Tuckmeat December 01, 2022
Being Clumsy-Colline means that you can't go a day without doing something stupid, whether it's serious or not.
-Giulia: "Today I hurt myself again. This is my thirteenth thought today!"
-Colline: "You are such a Clumsy-Colline!"
-Colline: "You are such a Clumsy-Colline!"
by Ratatouille 2 November 21, 2021
A: just gave our Jack a ring, said he’s been in the pub all day
B: fucking hell, proper si collins him
B: fucking hell, proper si collins him
by bondy__ April 30, 2024
A: Did you know that Jack’s been in the pub since half 12 and the pub shuts in 20 minutes?
B: Wow, proper si collins him.
B: Wow, proper si collins him.
by bondy__ April 30, 2024
-“Hey man, I’m trashed and I’m bored of beating my baby mamas and driving my car into lightposts and houses, I don’t know what to do!”
-“ bro you sound so flint Collins right now, you gotta get your life together man”
-“ bro you sound so flint Collins right now, you gotta get your life together man”
by Big nut billy October 06, 2020
HAIRYBULLSHITUS THAT DOES ROBLOX ALL THE TIME WITH HIS BODYBUILDING BEANER MAN WHO SUCK HIS BALLS OFF HIS ASSHOLE
by Alonzo The blob Dickass June 01, 2020