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Truth Bros

Pretentious and uneducated young men who believe in shadow government instead of the real government, conspiracy archeology, and every guest Joe Rogan ever had on his podcast. Will not shut up about their one shroom trip. Not as dedicated to drugs as a Wook but not far from. A tinfoil hatter without the charm.
“This backward hat college kid keeps trying to tell me this photo of a crater is proof of giants, this education system only makes truth bros I swear.”
by babethaoxy August 31, 2023
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colonel of truth

What a falsely/unfairly-accused serviceman hopes will be presented at his court-martial.
In da famous movie "A Few Good Men", it was very difficult for da leading man to extract da vital "colonel of truth" from da obstinate and self-aggrandizing top-brass military figure played by Jack Nicholson.
by QuacksO June 4, 2021
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Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)
Person 1:
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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I don’t like the question. It’s a weird way to frame it.
Dr. I’m running out of names “Do you believe that the truth will set you free?”

Iam “I don’t like the question. And I don’t like it because it’s a loaded question. There’s this implicit assumption that I’m subjugated and then we get into this semantic realm where we’re trying to figure out what we’re being freed from and it’s just not all that interesting. ‘Well, through truth we’re freed from our ignorance’ and that’s just a banal answer that doesn’t really answer the question in spite of the fact that it answers the question. Beyond that you could say that ‘Well, we are all subjugated by those who lie with impunity and only the truth can free us from the illusory world they’ve created’ and that’s not very entertaining either. Better question (or more interesting as least) would be ‘What happens if you tell the truth about me?’ Do you lie to keep the devil in his cage? Even though God told you not to? Do you eat the forbidden fruit? He did tell you not to do it but he knows damn well your going to do it. You tell the truth I’m out of the cage. ‘What does he do when he’s out of the cage? What will he say? People should ignore and mock him but what happens if they don’t? I didn’t. I listen and did what he said. What does that say about me?’ Now that’s far more interesting. I had another one but I can’t quite remember...”
by Hym Iam December 2, 2022
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florida truthing

georgenotfound fans hoping george is in florida to see his boyfriend dream
im in my florida truthing era again
by dwtlonely October 1, 2022
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The truth

Tom Holland may be a good actor, but he can't sing.
Just like Dodie. It's the truth.
by Guds frid åt er alla April 19, 2018
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The Catto Of Truth

Literally the biggest dickhead to walk the earth. He will do your mum and then your friends. He may be funny but he is an absolute dickhead
The Catto Of Truth is the worst influence and he doesnt even take his dog for walks
by The Catto Of Gatto February 18, 2022
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