A friend a person brings with him/her to a gathering/event in order to make him/herself appear more attractive in comparison.
Girl 1: Suzy says we're going to Club X tonight
Girl 2: Shit, all the girls there are SO hot.. Dammit, I have all this holiday flab to get rid of..
Girl 1: We could invite Megan.
Girl 2: Your ugly friend? Hellz yea!
*Girl 1 dials Megan's number*
Girl 2: Shit, all the girls there are SO hot.. Dammit, I have all this holiday flab to get rid of..
Girl 1: We could invite Megan.
Girl 2: Your ugly friend? Hellz yea!
*Girl 1 dials Megan's number*
by catfight12 January 7, 2009

by Timica June 25, 2008

an Alfred E. Newman or the brother from "Everybody Loves Raymond" lookalike prone to pompous statements, idiotic arguing, eating ear crud and generally just being an asstard
by UDDL November 17, 2005

To hook up with someone.
Did you hear that Mike was bumping uglies with Kate behind the auditorium?
Hey Ann, wanna bump uglies?
Hey Ann, wanna bump uglies?
by Popand Lock October 3, 2012

more than the IQ of your penis.
by Bwiiiiiaaaaaaaan BOoooooooyke April 4, 2003

by criper November 13, 2014

girl 1: I saw this ace blog on tumblr, was fucking hilarious.
girl 2: what was it called?
girl 1: something ugly.
girl 2: what was it called?
girl 1: something ugly.
by plaitsiswa November 11, 2011
