take shorts

To take shorts is to take shortcuts...to try and make it in an industry by appealing to authority figures without first receiving respect among your peers.
We gotta walk not crawl or else take a fall /
What used to be just hopes and thoughts /
are now in effect, and we can't take shorts. (Big Daddy Kane, "Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now")
by dasmb June 11, 2004
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short dicked

adj, a motha fucka with a short dick, fuck you think?
Leroy was talkin mad shit to that bitch at the club, but she said she could fuck with him since she heard he's a short dicked mutha fucka.
by kingsnizzle September 03, 2006
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Short Hills

Short Hills is currently the wealthiest town in New Jersey, and the 11th wealthiest in the country (yes, 11. Didn't make the top 10. Deal with it).

Has a huge Jewish population, as well as a sizeable Asian one. There's maybe one black kid in the public school.

The guy who invented Arizona Iced Tea lives here, as well as (supposedly) the guy who founded Dole Fruit. Ashlee Simpson and Lil Kim have both been spotted in our mall.

The kids are mostly wannabe punks, and emo kids. The parties suck. Millburn is considered the "ghetto" of the town, but it too is actually one of the top 100 wealthiest towns in the country.

The public school's sports teams are admittedly awful. Our football team is a joke. The only team worth mentioning is fencing, as the mens team is something like 2nd best in the state.

Despite all this, Short Hills kids are extremely smart, always scoring above average on the SATs and standerdized tests. The public school system is notoriously good.
by LOLZZZZZZZZZ December 23, 2005
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Short Circuit

After skeeting in a girls eye, you break a light bulb over her head.
Dude, this girl is pissing me off so bad, im gonna short circuit her tonight.
by Bojob October 05, 2009
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mom shorts

Mom shorts are shorts that are ridiculiously tight and often worn by moms.

Used to make their kids embarrassed

Often cause camel toe
"Don't come over my moms wearing mom shorts!"
by Carine September 12, 2006
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no short cuts

meaning basically you don't take (bull)shit from anyone.
Derrick: "Erick's talking shit about your girl."
Geo : "real talk. i'll fuck his shit up!"
Derrick : "damn bro , you take no short cuts" ...
by babbieqirLxo August 01, 2011
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sugar shorts

A girl that wears shorts that are extreamly too high that u can see her na-na and her ass cheecks
Hey sugar shorts i can see ur cooter!
by whit & Meg September 15, 2007
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