ass banana

When at a loss for words, this is what you say to someone who's being really annoying, or just REALLY pissing you off. Also, if you find the need to be funny while telling someone to piss off, this is usually a good thing to say.

STEFANO, u ASS BANANA!!!

by Super L March 19, 2005

shittin' bananas

1.) Reference to excrementation / defecation in the form of a mushy mess; the result of a high banana diet.

2.) Euphemism for diarrhea OR constipation. Generally, bowel irregularity.

3.) Literally, shitting out a single banana repeatedly (or multiple bananas) from one's ass following insertion for amusement.

4.) A miserable condition resulting from a witch's curse.

5.) Slang term for the consequence of drinking too much chlorine bleach; causing one's turds to appear yellow like stinky bananas from the bleaching action.
<In attempts to defeat urine analysis>WARNING<Please, kids, never ever try this at home>
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EXAMPLES;

1.) "Little Johnny (the adopted Mormon Circus Chimp) is SHITTIN' BANANAS all over the couch and the carpet. Get rid of him, Joe -- sell him! But try to get your monquisworth."

2.) CUSTOMER: "Excuse me, but I'm SHITTIN BANANAS. Can you help me?"
DRUGGIST: "Yes sir, what you need is blah blah. It'll fix you right up."

3.) "George, I really wish you had NOT shown me your little trick about you
SHITTIN' BANANAS. I'll never be able to think of you in the same way now.

4.) "Ever since Luke kicked over old Lady Johnson's flower's he's been SHITTIN' BANANAS. I think she sicked the demons on him.

5.) "Man, I really needed that job so I drank Clorox to help me pass the piss test and, dude! I'm SHITTIN' BANANAS now! And it ain't f*ckin' funny, dammit!

by Bongo Cholomongo September 20, 2006

banana kush

An indica strain that gives a sweet, fruity and banana taste to it. Gets you peeled, one of the best kush strains.

Jordan: "yo nigga tell me not that banana kush got us peeeeled!"

Shawn: "hell yaaa I want some more of that shit"

Jordan: "we were sooo fuckin high and we were fucked up all day"

Shawn: "I know, that shit was crazy"

by mr.piffcakes420 June 14, 2010

Banana Slug

Older transsexual person.

The equivalent to "cougar" for a she-male.

Banana Slug's have TWICE the experience cougars do, since they can practice on them self.

by psychognosis July 28, 2010

electrical banana

a synonym for a dildo, vibrator

This electrical banana gives me so much pleasure.

by Aidz R May 11, 2007

Chocolate Banana

When you are having sex with a girl in the ass when she has diarrhea and you pull out and have her suck it off.

I asked Susie if she wanted a chocolate banana. She said yes but had no idea what she was getting herself into.

by Sephiroth116 March 28, 2009

melt banana

An amazing noise-core band in which the members are all japanese. They are insanly loud and fast, and their concerts are considered by many to be the best in the world.
They consist of:
Yasuko: Vocals (Loud,Asian)
Agata: Guitar (Simply amazing)
Rika mm: Bass (SHES FUCKIN HOT!!!!)
drummer changes quite constantly.

Wow! Melt Banana is really cool! I wish i was as awesome as they are!
etc.

by Johnny B. March 22, 2004