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Technical Laryngitis

When your computer freezes and you cannot respond to an IM.
My computer locked up and I couldn't respond to her IM, I had a bad case of technical laryngitis.
by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010
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Techcist

When software assumes you want, or typically forces you into, maximum bells and whistles upon first install/upgrade and potentially even restricts you from shutting down said options/bloatware that it has acquired over years of unnecessary releases that add junk instead of real value.

The act of trying to force a software user to conform to the developer's ways of imagining the software should be used.
Have you seen the latest popular chat program I was just forced to upgrade? Now it's wanting me to also sign in to my Twitter & Face Book accounts every time I start it. And it's trying to run full screen? This thing is so techcist now!
by Elix X October 21, 2010
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Technikrisitten

That guy is such a homo, he is probably a technikrisitten...
by Arthur Klingawitz March 8, 2011
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techcident

accident caused by the use of recent technological advancement.
My girlfriend techcidently didn't invite her sister to breakfast as the text was sent to the wrong Carmen.
by RalfieDee March 11, 2011
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Technical Deep Fry

When you have lost or misplaced an object and you believe it to currently be in the possession of a sand burgular or middle-eastern person.
1. Today I was playing wiffle ball with my friends. I hit what I believed to be a towering home run into my neighbors yard, however it was later ruled to be a technical deep fry because the ball was out of play, but was not hit a sufficient distance.

2. I was playing basketball with my friends when the ball rolled into my neighbors yard and into their bushes. We couldn't find it, so we decided it was technically deep fried.
by BiPolahBeah October 14, 2011
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Technicolor Brownie thunder

A group sex act where the group goes out to eat, then takes a large dose of Ipecac and ex-lax and copulates in a public place.
Joe- "Have you ever done a technicolor brownie thunder?"
Sue-"No..." *backs away slowly*
by Ninomiya June 1, 2012
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Techlically

tech·li·cal·ly

/ˈteklik(ə)lē/

Verb
Attempting to describe something as technical in nature, but being unable to do so due to speaking too quickly.
Techlically I'm with "that guy".
by The Serna Dictionary January 22, 2013
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