Stinky Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl and pretend you are going to ejaculate on her face. You tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. You then proceed to bring your ass up around her face and spray shit in and around her mouth.

Dude, last night I ate $40 worth of taco bell and gave this chick the stinky surprise. She started choking and had to go to the hospital!

by DMcgee March 30, 2009

stinky mohawk

n.
the hair that grows between your chode to your anus. ass hair.

"why wont you just floss your teeth with my stinky mohawk?"

or

"hey man not cool... i just saw your stinky mohawk!"

by rene x truth May 11, 2006

Stinky Slinky

And unwashed, Uncut slab of man meat

Did you see Zack Newberrys stinky slinky?

by Chasadia April 22, 2019

stinky toes

During foreplay its what one can get if they stick their toes in a butt or a womans vagina.

Instead of smell my finger its smell my stinky toes.

by braszn October 10, 2009

awful stinky

when an old lady cuts loose with black stool

oooohh awful stinky apb in lady's room, black stool everywhere she's washing her dress out in the sink, call the janitor " HELP CALL THE JANITOR!!" ohyoy!

by itichie_nocanpo October 20, 2006

Uncle Stinky

The occasion where you feel like you have to take a large deuce, but you only drop a nugget. Except it takes at least, AT LEAST, a half of a roll of toilet paper and/or 5 baby wipes to clean your ass after.

I just dropped an uncle stinky and all the damn toilet paper I used clogged my damn toilet!

by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017

stinki boi

noah brandon

man, that noah brandon is really a stinki boi

by subscribe to itszeking January 4, 2018