Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.
"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

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by ElderCunny December 03, 2015
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human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.
I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.
by itchycat123 February 15, 2018
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