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Pencil

Pieces of lead stuck into a wooden sheath. #2 Ticonderoga pencils are also just tree poop. Think about that the next time you try to draw an anime character you think is hot.
Jeff: I'm going to use a pencil to draw Gojo!
Ben: Bro, you do know that you're drawing Gojo with poop, right?
by SenpaiGojo February 18, 2022
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Pencil Case

A box that holds your pencils.
Guy 1 : I think that girl just shoved that entire pencil case up her ass.
Guy 2 : Yum.
by TheOGDefinerOfWords August 6, 2016
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Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.
Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
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Pencil Shaving

Pencil Shaving: When one of your female friends tries to act intelligent but ends up looking like an absolute spazmoid.
Example:
Abbie: Did you guys know that vaccines cause autism?
Jake: You do realise that's completely wrong right? There are studies to prove it you absolute pencil shaving
by Clit_B4n9 July 16, 2019
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pencil

the medieval way to input language. the sharp side is used for input while the, a little softer often pink side is the backspace. the pencil has a usage amount of about one thousand letters before it has to be recharged
"hey can you borrow me a pencil"
"a what??"
by saxen_bbq January 10, 2019
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Pencil

A very long piece of wood that is mostly used for writing,sometimes it ends up in the wrong hands of a person. Has to be at least 7 inches long to be classified a pencil, if shorter then it is classified as a short or dwarf piece of wood. HAVE FUN KIDS WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE
He bro can I borrow a pencil?

Put that pencil up me please ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
by Master of the masters October 8, 2018
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pencil beak

1.noun. large and pointed nose or chin. 2.noun. an over hanging with a rough wall. 3. vb. (pencil beaking) smelling a liquid by sticking your nose in it.
1. She is has a pencil beak. 2. Don't fall off the pencil beck. 3. Are you pencil beaking your soup.
by VanDrako June 2, 2010
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