stinky trombone

a biological musical instrument in which one's gaseous digestive byproduct is used to create percussive noises via one's rectum while also creating a pungent animal aroma.

Raman Tootsaway: "Dude, wanna come jam with me and homies tonight at the crib."

Alex: "Aww sorry bro, I left my flugglehorn at my girl's house."

Raman: "No worries broseph, just get some T Bell in ya and in a couple hours you can just toot away on the ol stinky trombone."

by Stanky Tootsalot July 30, 2009

Stinky Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl and pretend you are going to ejaculate on her face. You tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. You then proceed to bring your ass up around her face and spray shit in and around her mouth.

Dude, last night I ate $40 worth of taco bell and gave this chick the stinky surprise. She started choking and had to go to the hospital!

by DMcgee March 30, 2009

Stinky Slinky

And unwashed, Uncut slab of man meat

Did you see Zack Newberrys stinky slinky?

by Chasadia April 22, 2019

stinky toes

During foreplay its what one can get if they stick their toes in a butt or a womans vagina.

Instead of smell my finger its smell my stinky toes.

by braszn October 10, 2009

stinki boi

noah brandon

man, that noah brandon is really a stinki boi

by subscribe to itszeking January 4, 2018

Stinky dinky

A different way to refer to a dab pen

Dude lemme hit that stinky dinky

Nahh you a fiend bro

Dude I’m just tryna get doinked help me out

by Ostrichthekid October 24, 2019

Stinky pinky

When an individual engaging in sexual intercourse wets his or her pinky and sticks it in the other party’s anus.

Person 1: Hey, I want to put my massive cock in my girlfriend’s fartbox, how do I convince her?

Person 2: While you’re taking her to pound town, give her a stinky pinky.

by Reptar, Destroyer of Clits June 30, 2019