"i'm such a shoe whore! i bought three pairs of shoes in an hour"
"i'm such a shoe whore i can't even see my closet anymore without stepping on a stiletto!
"i'm such a shoe whore i can't even see my closet anymore without stepping on a stiletto!
by areola twins June 28, 2008
Get the shoe whoremug. The fetish freak of the Teambang group, the Shoe Salesman is the one to occasionally catch a female participant by attempting to purchase her a pair of brand new shoes as a sort of push. Following a bit of smooth talking, the Shoe Salesman becomes a foot lover and sucks the toes of said female with the penetration of toe ridges.
I finally convinced this chick as the Shoe Salesman to join our Teambang group with a pair of pink heels, now I can foot fuck her all night until I make her little piggies shine with my cum.
by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019
Get the Shoe Salesmanmug. I learned this while talking baby talk to my dog years ago. I’m a shoe is a cute saying for I miss you
by Gcon94 April 14, 2021
Get the I’m a shoemug. by Wildshoebum January 22, 2010
Get the Shoe Houndmug. by Vin Nguyen February 28, 2018
Get the Moo Shoesmug. The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.
When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.
by rpcgal February 27, 2021
Get the Valet Shoesmug. 