plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021

Plastic

If you have seen Mean Girls you know what a plastic is... Basically a fake, dramatic, and....
just watch the movie

there so plastic

by sometimes it pays to be gay🌈 July 21, 2020

Plastic

People who are not fake and just get called those names and everyone thinks they judge everyone even when your judging them by calling them fake and same may like it but some girl they take it to the heart and it hurts so think before you call someone that its like how would you feel or how do you feel when someone calls you outcast or jock it hurts so stop putting people it groups and leave them alone

person 1 your cold hard plastic

so called plastic~does not say anything because scared

by maddie163 September 20, 2015

plastic rings

noun. usually a clear plastic used to combine six (6) aluminum drinking cans by the top. extremely useful yet commonly overlooked for having any value. also has a negative aspect related to littering, which threatens the environment (fish, small animals, ect.)

bro 1: yo hand me that six pack
bro 2: here bro 1 (grabs six pack by plastic rings and passes the six pack to bro 1)
bro 1: thanks bro 2

by bro 3 March 7, 2011

Plastic trout

Someone who looks like another fish in the sea when they're actually garbage.

I thought he was The One, but he was actually a plastic trout.

by Areadien April 18, 2025

Stick to the plastic

The same meaning as "putting the pedal to the metal" but for Drone Racing

Dude he really pushed the stick to the plastic...

by Gl1tc8 September 1, 2019

Plastic Lasers

Someone gaslights you into oblivion with false feelings and false transgressions; so much so that it makes you question your sanity.

My ex hit me with the plastic lasers. She wouldnt answer her phone for days and when I hit her up like "where've you been?!" She'd cry her eyes out saying she goes out because I don't want to spend time with her; that I'm 'selfish and 'superficial' but she knows I have football practice and I'm super focused on my scholarship. I told her that I had priorities but she was like "that never happened." and that I'm " ignoring her needs." Complete one-eighty the conversation .

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021