Balconeese test

A quick, efficient, and cost-effective way to test an objects or products durability against rapid or instant velocity stopping grounds, commonly from a baclony.

Person A: "Did this product pass the Balconeese test?"

Person B: "Yes, and many more."

Person A: "Great! Let me see"
Person A: *Drops the product off their balcony*

by ThyAbusiveSmile May 16, 2021

vibe test

same as vibe check, just a dumb replacement when u can't remember the phrase. ur welcome

úr passing the vibe test by miles

by boiii1 August 31, 2021

animal testing

Basically experimenting on animals… Which makes so fucking angry.

That motherfucking ass. He was animal testing on a fucking innocent animal.

by HAISHSISHOSHWOSHISHSIHSIE June 7, 2021

Test tube

A tube that you do tests in, hense the phrase test tube.

The test tube blew up.

by Adeadlyliquid September 27, 2004

crush test

a way to tell if pot seeds will grow. Place on a table and push down with your thumb. If it crushes it wont grow. if it survives it will.

those seeds passed the crush test. lets go grow some chronic.

by Mr.bud August 9, 2006

Toast Test

A test, usually quite random, to determine how lucky you will be that day. Your luck is determined by how unlikely the thing you predict to occur in the next time period, event, etc. is. The term comes from the first, and most common test, which is dropping a piece of buttered toast on a tabletop. If it lands butter side down, bad luck day. Butter side up is a good day. On it's side means that you should go buy a lottery ticket asap.
It's closely related to the spoon test which is when one puts a spoon under their pillow and then prays for a certain kind of weather the next day. The difference is that no "luck" is achieved by the spoon test, just a certain outcome.
Ancient, archaic forms of this test include plucking daisy petals and saying "he loves me, he loves me not", and breaking wishbones

I predict that 3 birds will land on this windowsill in the next 4 minutes.

My bagel landed cream cheese side up!
-Dude, lucky toast test!

by RedHawk007 December 9, 2009

The Friendly Test

a way for one person to justify feeling another person up, generally performed by a male on a female(But not limited only to males, females have been known to perform this test on males as well!); running one's hand up the inside of another's leg until that person forcably moves your hand, the ultimate goal being their crotch. The farther up their leg one gets, the friendlier the person is supposed to be.

The Friendly Test is a situation when a male places his hand on the leg of a female he finds attractive and begins sliding it upward, towards her crotch. If she stops him immediately, she is reprimanded for not being freindly. If she lets him reach his goal, she is overly friendly and might be a possible lay.

by JuggaloMistress November 24, 2007