yard taint

The area of grass between the curb and the sidewalk.

Hey Bobby! You're grass is looking really green, especially in your yard taint.

by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

girl taint

Also known as "the alley", girl taint is the space between the anus (the dumpster) and the vagina (the garden).

If you intentionally drool onto the girl taint while eating pussy, it lubricates the asshole beneath it potentially paving the way to slippery hot pot hole action for your flesh dildo.

by Cockmagic76 February 10, 2015

Raymond's Taint

On March 20th 2009, John Mayer came up with the phrase Raymond's Taint. Mayer's definition of the word is to give your opinion. Your 2 cents.

Prior to Mayer mentioning it on his Twitter, the phrase did not bring up any results when searched on Yahoo & Google. Thus leading people to believe that it did not exist despite Mayer's claim that it was a popular phrase back in the 20's before it was later changed to "2 cents."

Because Mayer challenged his Twitter followers to use the phrase "on a mainstream news media comment page," with the prize being a Twitter background, expect to be hearing the phrase pretty damn soon from gullible idiots.

Guy 1: He throws awesome parties, but Peter's a total douche. But hey, that's just my Raymond's Taint.

Guy 2: What?

by Jane Doughski March 21, 2009

If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

This colloquial phrase is commonly heard in modern millennial social circles and among co-workers in fields of work involving the skilled trades, etc. Used primarily as a call-and-response, but can also be used formally in the pejorative sense.

If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

Somewhere between Schenectady and Coxsackie.

by Randall Whitaker March 9, 2021

grundle-taint

1) Something uglier than the grundle or the taint, or both combined

2) Someone is a bitch

3) Cute name for a pet fish

4) A long lost Pokemon

"Hey man, check out that chick, she's a real grundle-taint."

"Vern, you're such a grundle-taint."

"Can you feed Grundle-Taint while I'm on vacation?"

"Sweet man, I caught me a grundle-taint."

by Lil Dick March 19, 2008

Pillow Taint

Term for a side effect of morbid obesity. Coined by TakeAKnee.net. Pillow Taint is similar to a moose knuckle or a camel toe, but puffier and gender-neutral.

Pillow Taint occurs when a morbidly obese person sits down and the entire crotch of their pants is stretched to nearly bursting with flab.

Usually, the volume of flesh trapped in the crotch area is so great that the obese person is unable to cross (or sometimes even close) their legs.

The situation resembles a normal person with an overstuffed pillow packed down the crotch of their pants. Thus the name: Pillow Taint.

"Jesus... Did you get a look at that fattie over there? I couldn't even tell if it's a man or a woman!"

"I know... I tried to check the crotch bulge, but all I saw was a textbook case of pillow taint."

by TakeAKnee April 8, 2009

Cubicle Taint

The cubicle wall dividing you and the asshole who works in the cube next to you.

I have a sweet picture of your mom hanging up on my cubicle taint at work.

by Matt and Blaine December 10, 2010