IG Shitting

Scrolling through the Instagram while sitting on the toilet

You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit IG shitting and come out.

by There is an i before P June 27, 2018

titty spitting

The act of shooting milk out of your tits. (i.e., Breastfeeding.)

"Don't mind me I'm just titty spitting the baby."

by horribadderson March 4, 2018

Bird Shitting

Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.

Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.

Just finished watching porn, now I'm on the toilet bird shitting.

by AngiesAwesome April 27, 2019

Dummy spitting scale

DSS for short. The DSS is a scale of people's tantrum level from 1 to 10.

"Karen" blew her lid she was a solid 9/10 on the Dummy spitting scale

by Yogidogibear September 3, 2019

Brain Shitting

When a poop is so powerful and disgusting you don’t shit your brains out. You’re brainshitting.

Steve: Dude you were in the bathroom for 30 minutes what the hell?
Dave: Sorry I’ve been brain shitting all day

by Michael2323 October 25, 2022

shiny shitting

The act of someone hacking shiny pokémon into a game while taking a fat shit so they won't be judged.

Example of Shiny Shitting:

John: See Jerry over there, i bet he's a shiny shitter.

Antonio: Absolutely he is, have you seen his party?

by YourLocalTorchy November 6, 2022

guy sitting in front of me

idk to just describe the guy sitting in front of me

"this guy sitting in front of me is kinda cute"
"eww no, he stinks!"

by kaneto juusei liker February 13, 2023