fuck swirl

A pattern that forms in your hair after a round of rigorous sex. Enhanced if hair is wet or contains product.

Wow babe, that was great. You should see your fuck swirl!

by Sock Torso April 2, 2016

Dairy Swirl

when a male ejaculates onto a lactating female's nipples and then proceeds to lick the ejaculate off along with the milk produced by the female

"ever since I started lactating, Bob won't stop asking me to do dairy swirls!"

by noregerts69 December 14, 2016

midnight swirl

Eating ass and you end up eating poop

I was givin that bitch an RJ and I was givin a midnight swirl in return.

by Funkymonkeychunks January 3, 2017

Sriracha Swirlie

(Noun.) The waste produced by a human that had consumed too much spicy foods. It happens to resemble a mocha chip ice-cream soft-serve cone with red sprinkles embedded within it.

Ken: "Hey Billy , you alright in there? You've been on the crapper for two hours now..."

Billy: *groans in pain* "No! Finna finish making this sriracha swirlie!"

by Staygoldponiboiiiiii January 10, 2017

doodoo swirl

Doodoo swirl is doodoo in a swirl. AKA: Dick but doodoo swirl,

Wow her hair looks like a doodoo swirl.

by Bisexual gay freak January 30, 2017

Shrimp Swirl

One who is of which is upon the act of fingering the mammalian anus,and upon removal of said finger has a dense turd swizzled around the finger in shrim-like form. The said mammalian if of a high fiber diet.

"Swizzle me timbers my vegan slave whore," said broskie,"your firbous diet has left yet another SHRIMP SWIRL upon me."

by Dick Johnson, DMD April 24, 2018

arabic swirl

Typically seen in middle-eastern men, the outcome of ejaculating into a camel during a harsh sandstorm due to terror after witnessing a 4th or higher wife with their ankles out. Blood is involved with the camel.

Man 1: Yo, she had some fire ankles so I had to perform the Arabic swirl on a lonely camel.
Man 2: Same, but I nutted in a kebab.
Man 1: Fake swirler

by Butternutter February 9, 2018