sweeping the lettuce

The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.

Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.

by The turdburgalar November 20, 2020

foot sweeping

Sweeping the hardwood floor with your drunken bare foot.

"What are you foot sweeping over there Frank?" "You know it."

by clooneyclone June 9, 2015

Chimney sweeper

When you put a tutu on your pet hamster to lure him/her into your anal canal to take care of the ass itch.

C’mon Hammy, burrow! Burrow! Deeper! You’re the best chimney sweeper!

by Hamsterjam February 25, 2018

taint sweeping

Cleaning a woman’s taint with your mustache while giving her oral.

My girl needs a good taint sweeping when we get home.

by Wheresmydad23 January 19, 2023

Austrian Street Sweeper

A sexual act involving two people wearing matching soccer jerseys. One partner holds the feet of the other, holding that partner up in a wheelbarrow position while simultaneously urinating on the partner being held up. In an act of sexual submission, the partner being held up mops the urine on the floor his or her head.

Donald Trump would kill to have Ivanka give him an Austrian Street Sweeper, but he'd be better off asking R-Kelly.

by ReasonablePrudentPerson November 16, 2016

sheepiot

an idiot who follows other idiot sheep

man, that dude can't think for himself...just follows the other sheepiots

by smackythefrog May 29, 2010

Sheep Stalker

A person that follows a follower.

Sheep Stalkers don't even make the effort to mooch along with the herd, they are rather like the dags on a Sheeps wooly bum and just tag along with whatever.

Hey Leon what are you and your mates doing tonight? I thought I might just tag along? Elmo mate you are just a Sheep Stalker!

by CartelKids May 6, 2010