financial suicide

financial suicide refers to one's personally fatal mistake that ruined their chances of ever making/saving money and permanently cements them in poverty, and along with it their possibility of earning a good living ever again.

employee 1:hey dude, i invested all my savings into (insert terrible investment opportunity that totally won't financially ruin you) and i put in my two weeks notice to my boss, and its rather smelly especially sense its on his desk. soon I'll be living super rich.

Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.

Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!

Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!

by ??what__tahw?? May 8, 2021

Suicide by cock

When a girl has sex with a guy with such a big cock that it pierces through her body and she dies

Stacy went over to Chad's place for a wild night of suicide by cock

by D Flawless October 31, 2021

Food Suicide

food so good make you wanna kill yourself

the foods so good you’ll wanna commit food suicide

by melychanely November 26, 2020

French suicide

The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag

Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?

by US organization of healthcare April 4, 2017

Suicide Circle

Usual highway roundabout. Called so because if travelled through too fast, your car will have the tendency to (a) fly over the outside curb, or (b) if you open the door to reclose or have Suicide doors, if you fall out, the rear tire on the drivers side RUNS OVER YOUR HEAD, thus comitting suicide by automobile.

Jim: i hate suicide circles, they fail.
Joe: For sure, its suicide if you go too fast.

by McPenis September 23, 2009

Pancake Suicide

a drill used in volleyball, usually for punishment. The players line up on the back line, do suicides (run from the baseline, to the ten-foot line, to the baseline again) but instead of touching the line, everyone must slide, doing a volleyball pancake. Your entire body slides on the floor as you dive flat, and it leaves bruises on your hips, especially. After you dive to the ten-foot line, you get up, turn around, run and dive to the baseline, then repeat to the half-court and the opposite ten-foot lines.

When the players had missed too many passes, the volleyball coach made them all do pancake suicides.

by ASKLFLDFLKJDSF March 22, 2011

Suicide buddy

A person who will help you cope with being sad and overcome thoughts of suicide.

“Hey man, if you’re feeling like you want to kill yourself, I’m here for you. You and I can be each other’s suicide buddy and tell suicide to go fuck itself.”

If you’re really feeling down and like you have nobody to talk to call the suicide hotline [phone]

by norscoryeah July 2, 2019