stranglehold

1. (Wrestling) a wrestling hold in which a wrestler's arms are pressed against his opponent's windpipe.

2. complete power or control over a person or situation

His stranglehold is very good. He has been training for 4 years.

by Sherlock2389 January 14, 2014

The perfect stranger

It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.

Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate October 22, 2016

spangler

the guy always has that certain girl on a leash.
the guy who continuously pimps the same girl.

"I wish I could spangler that ass"
"That dude has that chick spanglered"

by GoGetta4544 March 23, 2010

Ball stranglers

Ball stranglers are the horrible type of underwear worn by the victims of extremely painful wedgies. Warning- it is a stupid idea to wear this type of pants for they are known to damage balls and make the willy wonky

Richard: hey that guys wearing ball stranglers.
Dick:poor lad
Drew Peacock: let's go give him a wedgie and make his balls hurt

by The king of the dick(tionary) November 3, 2010

Morning Stranger

When you wake up in the morning with your arm under your body, and you lift it up and its all numb and you cant feel it. You then decide to jerk off with your numb arm making it seem like another person is giving you a hand job.

"Since i had a morning wood and my arm was numb, i thought it be a good idea to use the morning stranger to rub one out quickly on my cum rag i keep under the bed"-Alex Willard

by Belgian fool February 18, 2010

strange puss

Getting pussy from someone other than your girlfriend or the girl you usually have sex with.

student 1 "Dude, I tried to call you. Were you and Kristin doin' it?"

student 2 "No, I was gettin' strange puss."

by bigblue91 July 17, 2009

stanger

n. A stanger is someone who really sucks at pool. However, it can generalize to someone who simply sucks at life.

Jeremiah, you are such a fucking stanger for losing your insulin.

by iurgerhgh February 12, 2009