straightish

Someone who is 'straightish' is someone that is straight as far as the normal beholder, but has sex with the same gender behind closed doors on a regular basis. One can seem (and be therefore deemed) straightish, or it may have been proven.

"His outfit is perfect! Is he gay?"
"I mean... he's straightish."

or...

"I'd love to suck him."
"He's straight.."
"Ehh... ish."

by Jordan_B February 28, 2010

straight piledrive that shit

To absolutely bone the bejesus out of some chick, regarless of emotions or how hot she is.

Joe: Wow how hot is that girl down the hall?
Dan: Man, I'd straight piledrive that shit
Joe: fo'real

by staff September 6, 2005

Straight Edge

Straight Edge is NOT something to do just because everyone else is doing it... Straight Edge is a lifestyle. You live the sraight edge way:
XNo smoking
XNo Drugs
XNo alochol
XNo casual sex
you do not have to be a certian "label" to be straight edge!

No drinking, no casual sex, no smoking, no drugs... just have fun being Straight Edge!

by xXxPrincess September 21, 2005

i am out straight

way too busy as in totally scheduled

I am out straight and can't finish the job until next month!

by mike rekola September 5, 2008

straight pride parade

Heterosexuals confine themselves to a small portion of a town or city so that gays can have a nice time in the rest of the town.

A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.

A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.

Lisa: I'm going to the straight pride parade tomorrow. Are you coming?

Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.

Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?

Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.

by Jules88 January 8, 2012

straight chillin

hanging out around the house in just your underwear.

“Hey Scott, me and the girls are gonna be there in ten minutes.”

“Nah, man. I’m straight chillin and I don’t wanna put on pants right now.”

by Randy 440 May 6, 2007

yayhooray straightedge

one who refuses to enter the point orgy, always remembers they promised (once) to be nice, realizes that they agree legally to be 18 or over, posts only under one name, has always been blithe and carefree about points, never depoints in anger, or baits, taunts or derails a thread and never ever attempts to sex up the yay girls.

no known examples exist, at least no known interesting examples.

by concretebox February 1, 2004