Steve Harrington 

A godly man who single handedly becoming a mother of seven after breaking up with his ex.

Steve has stolen the hearts of every stranger things fan but also his husband eddie munson, who is very much alive.

steve harringtons hair is better than your entire personality

steve harrington is a better mother than you could ever be

i actually have acceptable parents but would trade them for steve harrington in a heartbeat

Steve Harrington by max</3 August 19, 2022

Steve-Jitsu

Steve-Jitsu is a martial art that focuses on shooting your opponents in the face with a firearm while they perform their martial art acrobatics. Founded in 2009 while camping in Kelso Park, Steve-jitsu is based on multiple schools of Street-Jitsu and Bustacapinyoface-Jutsu.

Karate Practioner: Steve-Jitsu is no match for Karate!

Steve-Jitsu Practioner: oh yeah? show me.

Karate Practioner: *starts performing his acrobatics*

Steve-Jitsu Practioner: *pulls out his firearm and shoots his opponent in the face*

Lesson: Firearm > 20 years of martial arts.

Steve-Jitsu by Steve-jitsu July 14, 2009

steve irwin 

To die in an unexpected way

Pull a Steve Irwin and die by sting ray, rather than crocodile attack.

steve irwin by achy November 2, 2008

Steve Wilkos 

An ex security guard from the ''Jerry Springer Show'' that some how got his own show where he yells at people he doesnt know about their siuation that he knows nothing about. His show ,definitely a buzz kill, will have you wanting to reach through the screen and T-bag his bitch ass. All of his lie detecter test comes out negative.
Facts (or not) about Steve Wilkos:
He has a low sperm count and hairy back
Likes to gargle peanut butter for recreational activities
drives a Prius
Has a relationship with Jerry comparable to that of Bird Man and Lil Wayne
He hopes to one day get the viewer ratings of his dad
Really enjoys throwing chairs
Has a tattoo of Jerry on his ass

Friend:I need help doing a report at school about bald bitches, can u point me in the right direction?
You: No problem. Professor Xaviar, rnb singer Cassie, and Steve Wilkos

Steve Wilkos by Nerd Nasty December 1, 2009

Steve Aoki 

A Japanese American Club DJ, Record Producer, and founder of Dim Mak Records. Born November 30th, 1997. Aoki is a well known electro DJ around the Los Angeles area, also gaining fame pretty much all over the world. This guy turns clubs into a euphoric, rhymic, paradise. Check out his websites for tourdates and shows!

www.steveaoki.com
www.myspace.com/steveaoki
www.dimmak.com

also known as: DJ Steve Aoki Kid Millionaire

Partygirl #1: "Hey did you hear? Steve Aoki is going to DJ that club!"

Partygirl #2: "No way?! I hear celebrities like Lindsay Lohan and Joel Madden attend his parties!"

Steve Aoki by kimbov April 3, 2009

Steve Harvey 

When the wrong winner is read out at an awards show or presentation.

Warren Beatty totally fucked up at the Oscars and pulled a Steve Harvey!

Steve Harvey by OscarFuckup February 28, 2017

Steve Jobs 

The god of a cult. You have to sacrifice baby goats, while you wear a hat, and you throw it into a trash can. Steve Jobs will get it in the night and then he will feed your family.

Steve jobs is almighty and he FEEDS YOUR FAMILY!

All who aren't with steve jobs are fountain logic thinkers.

Steve Jobs is my life, and he gives me good food.

Steve Jobs by Burninjoker December 17, 2010