Lax Squirrell

Noun - A lacrosse player who does not wear mid-calves, usually indicating that he is a scrub.

Lax Bro 1: lol that guy sucks and he isn't wearing mid-calves.
Lax Bro 2: Totally bro, what a lax squirrell

by BRADLAX August 8, 2010

muddy squirrel

Someone who will go into woods without fear of bears, snakes or crazy people. A gritty adventurer.

Is that a muddy squirrel hiking the Appalachian Trail?

by AThiker July 22, 2013

squirrel

A funny name for a funny creature.

The squirrel is eating my nuts of pea.

by B.S.S.M December 8, 2003

Squirrel

A male, usually of college age, typically drunk, who makes obvious advances on large number of women in a short period of time.

Derived from that fact that squirrels go from tree to tree trying to find a nut

Dude John is a total squirrel tonight he has hit on every woman in this bar.

by crew8221 March 9, 2004

squirreled

After a girl is done giving you head she keeps your cum in the side of her cheek tricking you into thinking she swallowed it. Then when you kiss her she spits it back in your mouth.

Ashly gave me the best head the other day, but just when I thought it was ok to kiss her that ho squirreled me!

by zostron3030 March 13, 2008

Squirrel

The furry woodland creatures that will one day rule the wrold if the Bunny Mafia fails to destroy them. They also have Garbage and Recycling trucks as well as French paper trucks on thier side. Watch out for abnormally dirty cars and sparkling white ones, those are in use of the squirrels (as well as ones with squirrels painted on them and the words "SQUIRRELS ZHALL RULEZ ZEE WORLDZ!" obviously)

Person 1: That white car has been parked outside our house for an hour
Person 2: Is it really clean?
Person 1: Yeah...?
Person 2: DUCK FOR COVER!
*Squirrels come out of the car and start shooting in random directions*

by Bunny Mafia July 25, 2006

squirrel cheeks

When it appears that you have nuts in both sides of your cheeks.

Look mom, Kasey has squirrel cheeks.

by Sue Johnson August 3, 2006